Date: 08/18/16 03:29 pm Title: Chapter 1
...I checked your profile and also your previous works while I was at it, don't know if you are the real deal or just a plain old troll but it doesn't matter because GODDAMN this cracked me up! It's so surreal it's hurt! This is some high quality original work right here, loads of grammatical fuck-ups and shorter than the main's micropenis, just my favorite! Masterpiece of masterpieces, best of the best up in the asshole! I was planning to give a 5 star on this but uncredited humor is the funniest so no star for you.
Don't you have any self-respect? I suggest listening to other's advice and trying something new for a change.